"I've got a headache [                               THIS                                 ] 

big and it's screaming for Excedrin."

Oh, man...Just shoot me. I have this headache that feels like someone removed my skull and the contents
within and proceeded to dip it into molten lead. Then they threw everything back in and sent me off to work.
And the horrible thing is that I have done NOTHING to warrant this pain. I didn't go out drinking. I didn't stay up late...

And now, I am sitting at work trying to look busy and every little voice, noise, social interaction is annoying the hell out of me.

Against my better judgment, I ventured forth to watch the new X-men sequel last night. I say 'Against my better judgment' because I don't normally go to movies that are just coming out because invariably there are more people there than I want to deal with. My review of the movie is that it didn't suck. Which is good. However, sitting behind me were two men who didn't know the meaning of the word: WHISPER. They sat through the whole movie holding a conversation that made me miss parts of the movie. I shot them several dirty looks, but needless to say they completely ignored them.

So, as the credits began to roll, I partially opened the lid to my now melted cherry-and-coke mixed icee and prepared to "accidentally" splash them with the remains as we all edged through the aisles to leave. Unfortunately, my plan didn't succeed. I dropped my car keys and was forced to stop and look for them, thereby missing my opportunity. All I can say is: DAMMIT!

So, more proof that I work for the Anti-Christ is given:

For Secretaries' Day, she brought me a rose clipped from her garden in crystal vase and a card telling me how appreciated I am. It sat on my desk for three days. The third day, she comes to "borrow" it to show to her boss. (Yes, even when it's about me, it's about her.) The weekend comes and goes.

That Monday, the vase with the rose has disappeared from my desk and mysteriously reappeared on her desk. I guess I didn't appreciate it enough...